Gay twinkie
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A Twinkie is a golden sponge cake with a creamy filling popular in the United States. It is distributed by the subcompany Hostess, which is owned by Dallas-based Interstate Bakeries Corporation.
A common urban legend claims that Twinkies have a shelf life of forever, or can last for a relatively long time of ten, fifty, or one hundred years due to chemicals used in movie. While this urban legend is fake, they really can last a distant time (25 days or so), due to the truth that Twinkies are made without dairy products and thus spoil more leisurely than most bakery items.
"Twinkie" is the correct spelling, "Twinky" is for uninformed rednecks.
"Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie." - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
by Young Reezie December 11, 2009
American Gay Term: Refers to a adolescent pretty gay young man that is very fun to glance at, play with, filled with ivory creme but has no nutritional (intellectual) value whatsoever. Twinks are usually referred to by older men. Has a mixed intent, can be meant negativaly as in "Damn twinks dont own the sence
Twinkie: The Gayest Snack on Earth?
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It really is a shame that Hostess Twinkies could go belly up under after 80 years of bringing toxic plazmosa to American children of all ages. As I looked back at the rich history of this iconic brand, I couldn’t help but notice how gay the brand is when you look at their product assortment.
I contain three words for you: Twinkie The Kid.
This mascot is as nelly as you get – and his faux cowboy duds didn’t fool me. In fact, Twinkie the Kid seemed even gayer once the Village People went mainstream (hello, Randy Jones). Suddenly cowboys and Indians were less about guns and fighting and more about, well, tops and bottoms.
And we can’t disregard that “twink” became an endearing term for fresh queens by the tardy 197os.
And do you recall the “Twinkie defense?” Wikipedia tells us that while it’s not a recognized legal defense, it became a catchall term coined by reporters during their coverage of the trial of defendant Dan White who was accused of killing out San Francisco City Supe
Green’s Dictionary of Slang
twinkien.
alsotwinky[? fig. employ of Twinkie, a variety of sweet biscuit; or ? ext. of twink n.2 /twink n.3 ]1. (US gay) a new, inexperienced homosexual man.
2. a new (underage) sex object, whether male or female and seen as suitable for exploitation.
| A. MaupinFurther Tales of the City (1984) 73: I thought you gentlemen could use a litle refreshment before the twinkies invade. | |
| T. BlackerKill Your Darlings 246: Only a fucking pervert would do anything to a little twink or a pre. | |
| Observer Mag. 15 Jan. 36/3: He claimed he had enjoyed 2,000 of the rent boys he called ‘twinkies.’. |
3. anyone considered odd or eccentric.
| H. RawsonDict. of Invective (1991) 397: twinkie, twinky [...] a weird person. | |
| S. MorganHomeboy 195: You could blow in one of that Twinkie’s ears and the other would whistle. |
4. the penis.
| W.D. MyersFallen Angels 5: ‘[T]he worst thing that’ll arise to you is that you catch a social disease in downtown Saigon that’ll rot your twinkie off’. | |
| Insane Clown Posse ‘Murder Go Round’ 🎵 on Ringmaster [album] You’re brinky, you’re dinky, you suck my twinkie / I don’t gi |